Random Thoughts

Good evening gentle viewer.. my thoughts today are about google and SEO (search engine optimization). What makes certain websites place higher than others? Not even God himself knows, and to prove that go to google and type any phrase you like. For example "midget transvestites" or "bald bukake hobos" and see how many churches come up in your search.. none! If God knew googles secrets surly church sites would be at the top of EVERY search, instead of porn. Apparently Satan is an SEO master because porn pops up no what you type! Experts have studied this for years and when they couldn't find an answer they went to "Ask Jeeves" (now just Ask.com) and typed in their question.. guess what they found. You guessed it, more porn!