Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Big Fat Buddy Dyer at UCF graduation

I was unlucky enough to attend the UCF graduation last Thursday and apparently the real speaker didn't show up so they had to ask BFBD (Big Fat Buddy Dyer) to speak. He started out with his rules of life which was just an excuse to tell some lame story about him saving a little dog from a bull dog while he was jogging. How do I know it was made up? Well for one it started off with Buddy Dyer jogging.. which I doubt has EVER happened. Everyone in my section started booing him, it was pretty funny.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Where's Casey Anthony?

Ok guys I've been on vacation for a month, how's Casey doing? Is she on death row yet? I bet that trial was embarassing for her, being found guilty of murder and all. Right guys? Guys??

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Buddy Dyer Should Shave!

Our mayor looks like a homeless hobo! I have seen him several times on the news in the last few weeks and he has the worst facial hair IN THE WORLD. If you have that splotchy multi-colored facial hair you should shave DAILY! It was embarrassing enough to have a mayor whose face was so swollen it looked like it was about to explode... but now his moon face is covered in several days of stubble. He looks like he just paused World of Warcraft and climbed out of his moms basement just long enough to do a news promo.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

http://www.orlandocrimealerts.com

I just found a website that sends you an email as soon as a crime happens in your area.. god knows I needed this haha!

http://www.orlandocrimealerts.com

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Orlando Sentinel Sucks

The Orlando Sentinel sucks for several reasons:

1. They telemarket like crazy, NEVER do business with a business that telemarkets.
2. They put those annoying "whats the deal" papers on everyones door step.. maybe I don't want that garbage on my door step, TOO BAD there is no way to stop it?!
3. Their website has so many ads moving around the screen it's impossible to even find any news.
4. Most of the stuff that isn't ads is fluff like slide shows of silly photos.

All in all they are tabloidish CRAP

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Orlando Sign Spinners are GAY

Who in gods name thought of the idea of sticking a hoodlum in a statue of liberty costume and letting them play in traffic? These little weirdos are SO obnoxious.. I don't even like the ones who stay on the sidewalk, but I really hate the mentally challenged ones who wonder into the freaking street! Will someone hurry up and ban this like Kissimmee did!!