Saturday, April 28, 2007

Random Thoughts

Good evening gentle viewer.. my thoughts today are about google and SEO (search engine optimization). What makes certain websites place higher than others? Not even God himself knows, and to prove that go to google and type any phrase you like. For example "midget transvestites" or "bald bukake hobos" and see how many churches come up in your search.. none! If God knew googles secrets surly church sites would be at the top of EVERY search, instead of porn. Apparently Satan is an SEO master because porn pops up no what you type! Experts have studied this for years and when they couldn't find an answer they went to "Ask Jeeves" (now just Ask.com) and typed in their question.. guess what they found. You guessed it, more porn!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Mindless Ramblings

You know what I love? Sherlock Holmes.. the books, the movies, the old time radio show. It's all great. I was just watching some of the old black and white ones with Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce, they WERE Sherlock Holmes and Watson! They did the voice for most of the old time radio shows too. Sir Author Conan Doyle said he regreted ever writing the original stories because they became all people wanted to read from him. A literary "type cast" if you will. He killed him off and brought him back about 4 times. Anywho, not that anyone gives a crap about what I like.. I am bored.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

The Virginia Tech Shooting

It boggles my mind that things like this happen in places that you would least expect. What I mean is that Orlando is FULL of crazy people and our incidents are normally small. Even the huge population of "career criminals" we have don't go off the deep end like this guy did. Why is that? I know what your thinking, "That guy was mentally ill, that's not the same as a criminal!" Well in my opinion most criminals ARE mentally ill in some way.. that's why they keep committing crimes and NORMAL people don't. Even if they seem completely normal there is something wrong with them because they don't see anything wrong with their lifestyle. Even if you sort them into two different categories we have plenty of both in Orlando.. crazy people AND career criminals and we are still lucky enough that we haven't had something like this happen.. that's all I'm trying to say.