Wednesday, June 2, 2010

http://www.orlandocrimealerts.com

I just found a website that sends you an email as soon as a crime happens in your area.. god knows I needed this haha!

http://www.orlandocrimealerts.com

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Orlando Sentinel Sucks

The Orlando Sentinel sucks for several reasons:

1. They telemarket like crazy, NEVER do business with a business that telemarkets.
2. They put those annoying "whats the deal" papers on everyones door step.. maybe I don't want that garbage on my door step, TOO BAD there is no way to stop it?!
3. Their website has so many ads moving around the screen it's impossible to even find any news.
4. Most of the stuff that isn't ads is fluff like slide shows of silly photos.

All in all they are tabloidish CRAP

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Orlando Sign Spinners are GAY

Who in gods name thought of the idea of sticking a hoodlum in a statue of liberty costume and letting them play in traffic? These little weirdos are SO obnoxious.. I don't even like the ones who stay on the sidewalk, but I really hate the mentally challenged ones who wonder into the freaking street! Will someone hurry up and ban this like Kissimmee did!!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Judge John Dean Moxley

Wow, what an old coward.. he wouldn't give a helpless young woman a restraining order and then her stalker killed her. What did he have to lose by granting the order? NOTHING. She gave him 70 pages of emails from the old guy, including ones that described her house! Maybe he is too old to read them? Long time criminals have claimed in the past that Moxley would help them out, hmmm. Is this what Orlando justice is all about? Hopefully when he goes to sleep at night this young womans face will haunt his dreams. Since they are both old prunes maybe he and the stalker are golfing buddies? I guess she is lucky Moxley didn't start stalking her too.

He has also let out child molesters and murderers.. real winner here. Oh and his forehead is HUGE, you could land a plane on it.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Rants

Well here are todays rants: "bob's back" commercials.. who is this moron and who the hell cares?? I have lived here 10 years and I have no idea who this mutton head is? While I'm speaking about Fox35.. don't break in every 15 minutes to tell us about your contract negotiations with Bright House, YOU AREN'T THAT IMPORTANT! If we really want to watch you we can use rabit ears!

Disney, ok I went to Disney yesterday.. We ended up buying 3 day tickets because they figure out to be $58 a day instead of the $78 a one day ticket costs! Oh and $15 for parking?? You can shove that up your a$$, I'll always find somewhere to park for free. Everything was dirty and the cast members were rude, but that is par for the course now. The tourists were stumbling around like zombies but it is always fun to watch them do stupid things. ONE cool thing, Epcot has the scavenger hunt where they give you cell phones to get clues.. then when you find what you are looking for the phone actually activates things in the park!? It was the wildest thing we had ever seen, the phone was actually setting off things like the giant clock in Germany, crazy! We ended the day off at the "Cape May Cafe" at the Beach Club.. it was a sub-par buffett for $40. I would LOVE to boycott Disney but when friends come to town (who don't know how evil and sucky Disney is) it's hard to say no.

I guess that is it for now... soak it in true believers..