24

I know your going to think I'm crazy but until today I had never seen an episode of "24".. then yesterday I found the season 1 dvd set at Target for $16!?! I don't know if it was a mistake but I snatched it up. For the last 13 hours I have been watching "24".. it took me a full 2 liter of Mountain Dew but I managed to get all the way to the point where they were rescued in the chopper. Anywho, look for Jack Bauer references all over the site coming soon, har har har.

Hard Cold Facts!

Well for all the nay sayers here are two very nice people that my site helped! They were going to move to Copper Terrace (insert vomiting sound here) but they found my site (thank you again Google!) and they found a better place to live. My only wish would be that they had found it before they planned to move to Orlando at all, but I can't have everything..

Here is their blog.. oh and check out their zombie plushies, they are amazing.

www.vagrantaesthetic.com

Nail down your daughters!

Did you see the news story about I-4 being dark last week because people stole a lot of copper wire that was powering the street lights?? MY GOD, how much more rediculous can it get here? Not only do you need to lock your doors and windows but you need to incase your outside wiring in steel so it won't be stolen too!

Internet Family?

What do the Sims, World of Warcraft, and Myspace have in common? They all suck! Just kidding... what I was thinking is they all satisfy our new need for some sense of humanity. We have become a civilation of people who don't even know our on neighbor, but we have 2000 friends on myspace. What is so facinating about the Sims? People would rather create a fake family and watch them interact than spend time with their real family! World of Warcraft has broken up thousands of couples because one partner was spending all their free time online fighting other nerds instead of getting it on with their significant other, what kind of madness is that? Locked away from the real world, typing on a keyboard... with the advances in "bot" programs it is now hard to tell if you are talking to a real person or a highly sofisticated piece of A.I. To this end 001001100 101001010
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Honest Web Awards? They really don't exist.

I went on a search today for "Internet Award" sites.. you know like the grammys or emmys but for websites. I found out they are all a scam! The "Webbys" costs $300 to submit your site.. and "Webawards" cost $199 unless your a non-profit then you can joing for the discount rate of $95! Fooey! What a scam, thats right webby I called you a scam! Guess what, I would like to announce the "Orlandofloridasucks.com Awards"! It is only $50 to enter and I GUARANTEE you will win... I will make a million different catagories and everyones a winner. That is basically how those other sites work too. *Sigh* someday maybe I will be rich enough to buy my site a webby..

Answer to Query

Since the invention of fire man has sought the answer to one important question: Is it possible to put TOO MUCH cheese in macaroni and cheese? I have an answer for you gentle reader. YES, as it turns out 5 pounds in a single box of Craft crosses the line. The mac and cheese turns into a solid element, like earth, wind, or fire. It stares at you mockingly from the pan, as if to say "You can't eat me, I'm congealed!".. Curse you Craft for not putting a warning about maximum cheese capacity on the box!!

Top 5 Headlines I'm Sick of Seeing In Orlando!

1. Some woman or child is missing and they don't have a clue what happened to him/her. The sad fact is this happens A LOT and they are usually never found. How can this be in this day and age of technology???

2. A kid died in a daycare/church van. COME ON! The first time this happened it seemed like a tragic accident. Then again! AND A THIRD TIME STILL! Where are they finding these people?? Wouldn't you think if you drove a van of kids and saw a news story about this happening you would be EXTRA careful from then on... maybe you should check the van when your done to make sure any, oh I don't know, KIDS aren't lying around in it!!

3. The forrest is on fire some where. My god can we go ONE year with out smelling smoke for weeks and weeks??? This is rediculous! Where the hell is Smoky the Bear? Even he is scared to live in Orlando, and he's a bear for christ sake!

4. Some polotician was arrested for (fill in the blank).. who cares really, fire then and move on.

5. Any crap on the news that is to distract me for the other horror stories.. this includes "cool school of the week", "weather babies", "pets in funny hats" and whatever Christeen Van Blockland is doing!!!!!!!

Whew, do I feel better...