Big Fat Buddy Dyer at UCF graduation

I was unlucky enough to attend the UCF graduation last Thursday and apparently the real speaker didn't show up so they had to ask BFBD (Big Fat Buddy Dyer) to speak. He started out with his rules of life which was just an excuse to tell some lame story about him saving a little dog from a bull dog while he was jogging. How do I know it was made up? Well for one it started off with Buddy Dyer jogging.. which I doubt has EVER happened. Everyone in my section started booing him, it was pretty funny.