Honest Web Awards? They really don't exist.

I went on a search today for "Internet Award" sites.. you know like the grammys or emmys but for websites. I found out they are all a scam! The "Webbys" costs $300 to submit your site.. and "Webawards" cost $199 unless your a non-profit then you can joing for the discount rate of $95! Fooey! What a scam, thats right webby I called you a scam! Guess what, I would like to announce the "Orlandofloridasucks.com Awards"! It is only $50 to enter and I GUARANTEE you will win... I will make a million different catagories and everyones a winner. That is basically how those other sites work too. *Sigh* someday maybe I will be rich enough to buy my site a webby..