I'm Back!

I'm back true believers, the rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated! Before I forget did anyone see an article about my site in the Orlando Business Journal? Someone emailed me and said it was on page 19 but I have NO idea where you would even get a copy?? Hmmm, what's new.. oh I got an offer to be in a pirate rap video. I know that sounds NUTS but if you look at my Myspace friends you will find "Captain Dan" in the top 16.. I also list him a couple of times on the site. I am trying to help him rent the "Pirates Dinner Adventure" to shoot a video.. if we are successful he said I can be in it, ahahahaha.

BIG NEWS, I am now on the first page of results when you Google "Orlando Florida"!!! Because of that I have been enlisted by a couple of people to help them get their site to rank higher using the Google secrets I have learned. Who knew this website would spark so many side projects! I pledge to keep the site updated though for my paying advertisers... maybe not this blog, but the site :-)

Random Thoughts

Good evening gentle viewer.. my thoughts today are about google and SEO (search engine optimization). What makes certain websites place higher than others? Not even God himself knows, and to prove that go to google and type any phrase you like. For example "midget transvestites" or "bald bukake hobos" and see how many churches come up in your search.. none! If God knew googles secrets surly church sites would be at the top of EVERY search, instead of porn. Apparently Satan is an SEO master because porn pops up no what you type! Experts have studied this for years and when they couldn't find an answer they went to "Ask Jeeves" (now just Ask.com) and typed in their question.. guess what they found. You guessed it, more porn!