I'm Back!

I'm back true believers, the rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated! Before I forget did anyone see an article about my site in the Orlando Business Journal? Someone emailed me and said it was on page 19 but I have NO idea where you would even get a copy?? Hmmm, what's new.. oh I got an offer to be in a pirate rap video. I know that sounds NUTS but if you look at my Myspace friends you will find "Captain Dan" in the top 16.. I also list him a couple of times on the site. I am trying to help him rent the "Pirates Dinner Adventure" to shoot a video.. if we are successful he said I can be in it, ahahahaha.

BIG NEWS, I am now on the first page of results when you Google "Orlando Florida"!!! Because of that I have been enlisted by a couple of people to help them get their site to rank higher using the Google secrets I have learned. Who knew this website would spark so many side projects! I pledge to keep the site updated though for my paying advertisers... maybe not this blog, but the site :-)

Internet Family?

What do the Sims, World of Warcraft, and Myspace have in common? They all suck! Just kidding... what I was thinking is they all satisfy our new need for some sense of humanity. We have become a civilation of people who don't even know our on neighbor, but we have 2000 friends on myspace. What is so facinating about the Sims? People would rather create a fake family and watch them interact than spend time with their real family! World of Warcraft has broken up thousands of couples because one partner was spending all their free time online fighting other nerds instead of getting it on with their significant other, what kind of madness is that? Locked away from the real world, typing on a keyboard... with the advances in "bot" programs it is now hard to tell if you are talking to a real person or a highly sofisticated piece of A.I. To this end 001001100 101001010
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