Two posts in one day!

I know I just posted but I wanted to tell everyone about this.. there is a NEW civilian taser that doesn't even look like a gun! Naturally every citizen of Orlando should get one.. I mean even if you all ready have a gun, get a taser too! That way you can shock the $@%! out of the criminal before you shoot him! Plus its very embarasing for the bad guy to have wet his pants before he goes to the great "rec yard" in the sky.. wait a minute, a criminal wouldn't go anywhere in the sky. Let me start over.. Its embarrasing for the bad guy to wet his pants before the crosses the lake of fire to be butt raped by Satan for all eternity.. hows that sound?

http://www.taser.com/products/consumers/Pages/C2.aspx

there's a link... POW zap em right in the nuts if you can...

ATF and FBI on their way!

Well a lot of people are joking about it but for gods sake we need the help!! If you don't know what I'm talking about the FBI and ATF are both setting up task forces in Orlando to try and get the crime under control.. I guess the national guard is busy. Oh well, any help is better than no help!!!

Nail down your daughters!

Did you see the news story about I-4 being dark last week because people stole a lot of copper wire that was powering the street lights?? MY GOD, how much more rediculous can it get here? Not only do you need to lock your doors and windows but you need to incase your outside wiring in steel so it won't be stolen too!

Top 5 Headlines I'm Sick of Seeing In Orlando!

1. Some woman or child is missing and they don't have a clue what happened to him/her. The sad fact is this happens A LOT and they are usually never found. How can this be in this day and age of technology???

2. A kid died in a daycare/church van. COME ON! The first time this happened it seemed like a tragic accident. Then again! AND A THIRD TIME STILL! Where are they finding these people?? Wouldn't you think if you drove a van of kids and saw a news story about this happening you would be EXTRA careful from then on... maybe you should check the van when your done to make sure any, oh I don't know, KIDS aren't lying around in it!!

3. The forrest is on fire some where. My god can we go ONE year with out smelling smoke for weeks and weeks??? This is rediculous! Where the hell is Smoky the Bear? Even he is scared to live in Orlando, and he's a bear for christ sake!

4. Some polotician was arrested for (fill in the blank).. who cares really, fire then and move on.

5. Any crap on the news that is to distract me for the other horror stories.. this includes "cool school of the week", "weather babies", "pets in funny hats" and whatever Christeen Van Blockland is doing!!!!!!!

Whew, do I feel better...