Top 5 Headlines I'm Sick of Seeing In Orlando!

1. Some woman or child is missing and they don't have a clue what happened to him/her. The sad fact is this happens A LOT and they are usually never found. How can this be in this day and age of technology???

2. A kid died in a daycare/church van. COME ON! The first time this happened it seemed like a tragic accident. Then again! AND A THIRD TIME STILL! Where are they finding these people?? Wouldn't you think if you drove a van of kids and saw a news story about this happening you would be EXTRA careful from then on... maybe you should check the van when your done to make sure any, oh I don't know, KIDS aren't lying around in it!!

3. The forrest is on fire some where. My god can we go ONE year with out smelling smoke for weeks and weeks??? This is rediculous! Where the hell is Smoky the Bear? Even he is scared to live in Orlando, and he's a bear for christ sake!

4. Some polotician was arrested for (fill in the blank).. who cares really, fire then and move on.

5. Any crap on the news that is to distract me for the other horror stories.. this includes "cool school of the week", "weather babies", "pets in funny hats" and whatever Christeen Van Blockland is doing!!!!!!!

Whew, do I feel better...