Where's Casey Anthony?

Ok guys I've been on vacation for a month, how's Casey doing? Is she on death row yet? I bet that trial was embarassing for her, being found guilty of murder and all. Right guys? Guys??

Buddy Dyer Should Shave!

Our mayor looks like a homeless hobo! I have seen him several times on the news in the last few weeks and he has the worst facial hair IN THE WORLD. If you have that splotchy multi-colored facial hair you should shave DAILY! It was embarrassing enough to have a mayor whose face was so swollen it looked like it was about to explode... but now his moon face is covered in several days of stubble. He looks like he just paused World of Warcraft and climbed out of his moms basement just long enough to do a news promo.

Rick Scott - The real life Mr. Burns

Photo evidence!!

http://www.orlandocrimealerts.com

I just found a website that sends you an email as soon as a crime happens in your area.. god knows I needed this haha!

http://www.orlandocrimealerts.com

Orlando Sentinel Sucks

The Orlando Sentinel sucks for several reasons:

1. They telemarket like crazy, NEVER do business with a business that telemarkets.
2. They put those annoying "whats the deal" papers on everyones door step.. maybe I don't want that garbage on my door step, TOO BAD there is no way to stop it?!
3. Their website has so many ads moving around the screen it's impossible to even find any news.
4. Most of the stuff that isn't ads is fluff like slide shows of silly photos.

All in all they are tabloidish CRAP

Orlando Sign Spinners are GAY

Who in gods name thought of the idea of sticking a hoodlum in a statue of liberty costume and letting them play in traffic? These little weirdos are SO obnoxious.. I don't even like the ones who stay on the sidewalk, but I really hate the mentally challenged ones who wonder into the freaking street! Will someone hurry up and ban this like Kissimmee did!!

Judge John Dean Moxley

Wow, what an old coward.. he wouldn't give a helpless young woman a restraining order and then her stalker killed her. What did he have to lose by granting the order? NOTHING. She gave him 70 pages of emails from the old guy, including ones that described her house! Maybe he is too old to read them? Long time criminals have claimed in the past that Moxley would help them out, hmmm. Is this what Orlando justice is all about? Hopefully when he goes to sleep at night this young womans face will haunt his dreams. Since they are both old prunes maybe he and the stalker are golfing buddies? I guess she is lucky Moxley didn't start stalking her too.

He has also let out child molesters and murderers.. real winner here. Oh and his forehead is HUGE, you could land a plane on it.