Big Fat Buddy Dyer at UCF graduation

I was unlucky enough to attend the UCF graduation last Thursday and apparently the real speaker didn't show up so they had to ask BFBD (Big Fat Buddy Dyer) to speak. He started out with his rules of life which was just an excuse to tell some lame story about him saving a little dog from a bull dog while he was jogging. How do I know it was made up? Well for one it started off with Buddy Dyer jogging.. which I doubt has EVER happened. Everyone in my section started booing him, it was pretty funny.

Buddy Dyer Should Shave!

Our mayor looks like a homeless hobo! I have seen him several times on the news in the last few weeks and he has the worst facial hair IN THE WORLD. If you have that splotchy multi-colored facial hair you should shave DAILY! It was embarrassing enough to have a mayor whose face was so swollen it looked like it was about to explode... but now his moon face is covered in several days of stubble. He looks like he just paused World of Warcraft and climbed out of his moms basement just long enough to do a news promo.