Orlando Sign Spinners are GAY

Who in gods name thought of the idea of sticking a hoodlum in a statue of liberty costume and letting them play in traffic? These little weirdos are SO obnoxious.. I don't even like the ones who stay on the sidewalk, but I really hate the mentally challenged ones who wonder into the freaking street! Will someone hurry up and ban this like Kissimmee did!!

Judge John Dean Moxley

Wow, what an old coward.. he wouldn't give a helpless young woman a restraining order and then her stalker killed her. What did he have to lose by granting the order? NOTHING. She gave him 70 pages of emails from the old guy, including ones that described her house! Maybe he is too old to read them? Long time criminals have claimed in the past that Moxley would help them out, hmmm. Is this what Orlando justice is all about? Hopefully when he goes to sleep at night this young womans face will haunt his dreams. Since they are both old prunes maybe he and the stalker are golfing buddies? I guess she is lucky Moxley didn't start stalking her too.

He has also let out child molesters and murderers.. real winner here. Oh and his forehead is HUGE, you could land a plane on it.

Rants

Well here are todays rants: "bob's back" commercials.. who is this moron and who the hell cares?? I have lived here 10 years and I have no idea who this mutton head is? While I'm speaking about Fox35.. don't break in every 15 minutes to tell us about your contract negotiations with Bright House, YOU AREN'T THAT IMPORTANT! If we really want to watch you we can use rabit ears!

Disney, ok I went to Disney yesterday.. We ended up buying 3 day tickets because they figure out to be $58 a day instead of the $78 a one day ticket costs! Oh and $15 for parking?? You can shove that up your a$$, I'll always find somewhere to park for free. Everything was dirty and the cast members were rude, but that is par for the course now. The tourists were stumbling around like zombies but it is always fun to watch them do stupid things. ONE cool thing, Epcot has the scavenger hunt where they give you cell phones to get clues.. then when you find what you are looking for the phone actually activates things in the park!? It was the wildest thing we had ever seen, the phone was actually setting off things like the giant clock in Germany, crazy! We ended the day off at the "Cape May Cafe" at the Beach Club.. it was a sub-par buffett for $40. I would LOVE to boycott Disney but when friends come to town (who don't know how evil and sucky Disney is) it's hard to say no.

I guess that is it for now... soak it in true believers..

Happy New Year Knuckle Heads!

Well another year has passed and nothing has changed... well except the value of our houses dropped to nothing and all our bills went up. Yes, OUC and Statefarm are still raking us over the proverbial coals. I didn't win the Holiday Milionaire Raffle.. probably because I didn't buy a ticket. I wasn't shot, stabbed, mugged or set on fire.. I guess that is a plus. Here's to you in 2010 Orlando (and by that I mean here's to you burning to the ground like the great Chicago fire of 1871)..

WFTV sucks

WFTV will print ANYTHING.. their top story for the last couple of days has been "woman finds fly in can of tuna".. Really? That's all you got? Give me a freaking break!? Orlando is full of horrible things happening every day, and this idiots fly infested tuna is all you could find?

I could go on and on about this... but the office is on, gotta go..

http://www.wftv.com/news/21944125/detail.html

What lurketh in the dark reaches of mans mind

Well I figured since I haven't touched on how bad Orlando is in a while I would give it a go.. how about that human vomit that raped a woman in the back of Walmart while her infant was in the car? You can't find quality people like that in other parts of the world! Hopefully someone will stick a fork in this guys eye while he is in prison.. it makes me sick that this guy breathes the same air as the rest of us, there really aren't words to describe the level of scum that this guy is..

But with our justice system I'm sure he will be back out in a few months.. he has done it before you know. And we will let him stroll right back out into society without batting an eye. Why? Why do we lay down and let the courts do that?? Ok, that is enough for today.. I feel my pressure going up..

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