Happy New Year Knuckle Heads!

Well another year has passed and nothing has changed... well except the value of our houses dropped to nothing and all our bills went up. Yes, OUC and Statefarm are still raking us over the proverbial coals. I didn't win the Holiday Milionaire Raffle.. probably because I didn't buy a ticket. I wasn't shot, stabbed, mugged or set on fire.. I guess that is a plus. Here's to you in 2010 Orlando (and by that I mean here's to you burning to the ground like the great Chicago fire of 1871)..

WFTV sucks

WFTV will print ANYTHING.. their top story for the last couple of days has been "woman finds fly in can of tuna".. Really? That's all you got? Give me a freaking break!? Orlando is full of horrible things happening every day, and this idiots fly infested tuna is all you could find?

I could go on and on about this... but the office is on, gotta go..

http://www.wftv.com/news/21944125/detail.html

What lurketh in the dark reaches of mans mind

Well I figured since I haven't touched on how bad Orlando is in a while I would give it a go.. how about that human vomit that raped a woman in the back of Walmart while her infant was in the car? You can't find quality people like that in other parts of the world! Hopefully someone will stick a fork in this guys eye while he is in prison.. it makes me sick that this guy breathes the same air as the rest of us, there really aren't words to describe the level of scum that this guy is..

But with our justice system I'm sure he will be back out in a few months.. he has done it before you know. And we will let him stroll right back out into society without batting an eye. Why? Why do we lay down and let the courts do that?? Ok, that is enough for today.. I feel my pressure going up..

Orlando Florida Attorneys

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Top 5 places that suck more than Orlando

Well I get emails constantly from simpletons who think their city sucks MORE than Orlando.. most of the time it isn't true. In a few cases it IS... here they are

1. Detroit
2. Miami
3. Las Vegas
4. The 7th circle of hell (where the pedophoiles and rapist live)
5. New Orleans

Top 5 things fox shows you to distract you from their lack of news

Fox35 has a lot of tricks up their sleeve when it comes to hiding their lack of journalistic skills... they include:

1. Weather Babies
2. Pet of the week
3. Cool School of the week
4. Christeen Van Blockland
5. That footage of the guy driving through his garage when the undercover guys were there to arrest him.. They showed this footage during every commercial for the next two weeks after it happened. Then they did other news stories about that news story???? Give me a break!!

Splenda is POISON....

Guess what true believers... I have spent the last week on my death bed because the assholes at Splenda (and the assholes at the FDA) are selling poison. Too strong a statement you say? I don't think so.. there isn't ONE damn warning on a bag of Splenda but do you know what it is? It's sugar that has been chlorinated. Yup, chlorinated.. you know, the stuff you dump in your pool to kill EVERYTHING that might try and live there. But Webmaster why would anyone chlorinate sugar? They would chlorinate it so your body WON'T digest it.. that's how they can put those happy "0"s on the nutritional information panel by calories and carbs. Splenda has calories AND carbs because it IS sugar but they don't have to list them because your body can't digest them. How do they get away with this, don't ask me.. I'm just as amazed as you. Don't believe me? Read this

http://www.rense.com/general65/splend.htm

If that is too complicated for you just google "splenda poison" or "splenda side effects" and look at one of the thousands of pages it pulls up.. here is a good blog that lists all the horror stories people have sent them..

http://www.splendasickness.blogspot.com/

Last but not least did you know that the makers of splenda have tried to buy EVERY anti-splenda domain name? Johnson and Johnson owns splendakills.com, splendapoison.com and over two hundred other domains.. now tell me that isn't a conspiracy!!!!

Anyway, I won't buy ANYTHING with Splenda anymore and hopefully this HORRIBLE pain I have been experiencing for the last week will go away in the next few days...

Webmaster OUT!!