Rants

Well here are todays rants: "bob's back" commercials.. who is this moron and who the hell cares?? I have lived here 10 years and I have no idea who this mutton head is? While I'm speaking about Fox35.. don't break in every 15 minutes to tell us about your contract negotiations with Bright House, YOU AREN'T THAT IMPORTANT! If we really want to watch you we can use rabit ears!

Disney, ok I went to Disney yesterday.. We ended up buying 3 day tickets because they figure out to be $58 a day instead of the $78 a one day ticket costs! Oh and $15 for parking?? You can shove that up your a$$, I'll always find somewhere to park for free. Everything was dirty and the cast members were rude, but that is par for the course now. The tourists were stumbling around like zombies but it is always fun to watch them do stupid things. ONE cool thing, Epcot has the scavenger hunt where they give you cell phones to get clues.. then when you find what you are looking for the phone actually activates things in the park!? It was the wildest thing we had ever seen, the phone was actually setting off things like the giant clock in Germany, crazy! We ended the day off at the "Cape May Cafe" at the Beach Club.. it was a sub-par buffett for $40. I would LOVE to boycott Disney but when friends come to town (who don't know how evil and sucky Disney is) it's hard to say no.

I guess that is it for now... soak it in true believers..

Happy New Year Knuckle Heads!

Well another year has passed and nothing has changed... well except the value of our houses dropped to nothing and all our bills went up. Yes, OUC and Statefarm are still raking us over the proverbial coals. I didn't win the Holiday Milionaire Raffle.. probably because I didn't buy a ticket. I wasn't shot, stabbed, mugged or set on fire.. I guess that is a plus. Here's to you in 2010 Orlando (and by that I mean here's to you burning to the ground like the great Chicago fire of 1871)..

WFTV sucks

WFTV will print ANYTHING.. their top story for the last couple of days has been "woman finds fly in can of tuna".. Really? That's all you got? Give me a freaking break!? Orlando is full of horrible things happening every day, and this idiots fly infested tuna is all you could find?

I could go on and on about this... but the office is on, gotta go..

http://www.wftv.com/news/21944125/detail.html

What lurketh in the dark reaches of mans mind

Well I figured since I haven't touched on how bad Orlando is in a while I would give it a go.. how about that human vomit that raped a woman in the back of Walmart while her infant was in the car? You can't find quality people like that in other parts of the world! Hopefully someone will stick a fork in this guys eye while he is in prison.. it makes me sick that this guy breathes the same air as the rest of us, there really aren't words to describe the level of scum that this guy is..

But with our justice system I'm sure he will be back out in a few months.. he has done it before you know. And we will let him stroll right back out into society without batting an eye. Why? Why do we lay down and let the courts do that?? Ok, that is enough for today.. I feel my pressure going up..

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Top 5 places that suck more than Orlando

Well I get emails constantly from simpletons who think their city sucks MORE than Orlando.. most of the time it isn't true. In a few cases it IS... here they are

1. Detroit
2. Miami
3. Las Vegas
4. The 7th circle of hell (where the pedophoiles and rapist live)
5. New Orleans

Top 5 things fox shows you to distract you from their lack of news

Fox35 has a lot of tricks up their sleeve when it comes to hiding their lack of journalistic skills... they include:

1. Weather Babies
2. Pet of the week
3. Cool School of the week
4. Christeen Van Blockland
5. That footage of the guy driving through his garage when the undercover guys were there to arrest him.. They showed this footage during every commercial for the next two weeks after it happened. Then they did other news stories about that news story???? Give me a break!!